'C.A.Q.P. To Keep the '90s Alive' T-Shirt

A very special shirt for a very special podcast. We swapped the D.A.R.E. for C.A.Q.P. because let's be honest—our only dependency is nostalgia.

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee channels pure late-’90s energy. With a relaxed, roomy cut and that "pre-loved" vintage fade, it’s built to be your new daily driver. Whether you're layering it under a flannel for a show or just hunting for CRTs at a garage sale, this is the official uniform of keeping the dream alive.

• Fit: Relaxed & Roomy (Size up for maximum 90s slouch).

• Fabric: Dense, durable, and super soft.

• Mission: To keep cartridges free of dust.

Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting comfort - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for a durable, lived-in feel - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture - Tubular, seamless body with double-needle stitching for strength and clean lines - Wide size range (S–4XL) and sewn-in label for reliable sizing and wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean